I got home, decided I wanted to listen to a CD I hadn't heard for a while and thought it might be in the player in my living room. That's on quite a high shelf that I can reach from the floor but I tend to stand on the couch to get to. I got the CD, bounced off the couch, lost my balance and fell onto the coffee table.
I have a bruise right the way down my thigh now.
Still, at least it stopped me thinking about the discomfort from the tattoo for a while...