December 17th, 2004

life begins - me

French Martini's are teh ebil

why oh why did I decide not to take the day off work today? Christmas lunch yesterday, good restaurant, okay food (that'll teach me to choose fish when I don't like fish...) and cool bar afterwards.

But French Martini's are just too damn easy to drink....
life begins - me

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I have just had the most random conversation ever with a woman who speaks so quietly and high-pitched that we're sure she's been possesed by a hamster...

She was telling me that there was a library trolley outside her house with all of her husband's record collection on it, she and her husband were at an art installation which consisted of animated video displays of out of focus shots from Snow White and the Seven Dwarves in which the audience were invited to guess which dwarf it was. When she and her husband left the installation they found the trolley with the record collection had been burgled and she and her husband were arguing with the burglars who were still outside her house in a sports car, then she turns round to see her husband walking off with a woman wearing nothing but a towel.

It wasn't until she said "And then the alarm went off" that I realised she was talking about a dream she had last night...