November 6th, 2007

life begins - me

Voice Post:

774K 4:03
“If Claire doesn't, Wenchpixie doesn't swear completely over this [everything gets a bit jumbled] This is the third time I've recorded this and since I'm on pay as you go this is going to cost me an absolute fortune. I was singing in an earlier post. But oh dear, the song has finished again 'cause I'm sitting next to the thing. Um, basically, what we were saying (shut up, Claire) was that Laura is trying to put me on her special filter and I don't seem to be on it because it's not showing up... because I'm not logged in, I just realised that. It's not showing up because I'm not logged in. I was about to say "if you type in my password, which is..." but that would be really stupid on a public post. (Do you remember?) Claire remembers that she can log in because Claire remembers my password, I will be changing it soon, I promise.

Yes, what I was going to say before all the alcohol and Claire... chewing a jug of water? Apparently came into play? Was that [noise in the background] shut up. Claire's birthday's today so [sings] happy birthday to you, Claire. I'm not singing any more because I've been singing a lot tonight because Claire's been teaching me to sing. And apparently I sing in my chest voice[?], which was the point of the post was that I was going to sing, but I can't sing.

[Shriek of frustration in the background] Haha! Claire got my password wrong! Ha ha ha ha haaa! Claire doesn't know my password! I'm going to log in now, so gimme a second. [sounds Sho apparently makes when logging in] And let's see if it comes up incorrect HAHAAA! I'm right, I got my own password right, yay! Go me! [some stuff happens]

This is... I didn't walk into the fridge! I walked into the gap between the fridge and the cupboard! I'm sorry, Ruth, because I have a feeling you might be the one that transcribes this, this is quite possibly the most random voice post in the world. EVER. Claire tried so hard, and hey! You might get me singing in a second. [some fiddling around with music, I think] Chris Kane is more comfortable on my chest. [some singing, but she can't remember the words] I'm really, really, really sorry, I can't remember the words. I'm going to hang up now, before I run out of credit on my mobile phone because I only just topped it up last weekend. I'm sorry, Ruth. I'm sorry, flist. I'm really, really, really sorry to anyone who thought I was even slightly sane. Claire's talking about people on her flist. [some shouting in the background] Emily is lovely and apparently she mentions Frank, so Laura loves her. Beth[?] is lovely. And Ruth is lovely. I've apologised to Ruth because I have a feeling she might be transcribing this. Frankie's really lovely too. I'm not going to go through your entire flist because there's 150-odd of them and there's 150-odd on my flist as well. [small discussion with Laura] Emily mentions Frank, Emily, we love you, you mention Frank.

Right, I'm going to go now because again, as I say, it is the most random thing ever and despite the icon, Steve, unfortunately, is not on my phone, unless you count the music in the background. Sorry! Byeeeeee!”

Transcribed by: unhobbityhobbit
chris kane - faded_icons

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NUMBERS NOISES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!LYNDSEY#########



(& this is Laura: Sho & Wench are made of awesome. & slightly drunk - or in Wench's case, very drunk.)

But Sho is also very drunk, just better at controlling it. Or hiding it.

It's Wench's birthday though, so she's allowed to be drunk. It's true, she's nodding.

Sho says she's just an alcoholic (she's not). But she is mocking me for not being able to spell or type properly. At 4.57am. That would be in the morning.

& Claire loves me.

Sho does too but she's not being overly dramatic about it.

Claire hates Sho.

& Sho would like to apologise to her flist for the spamming. Claire doesn't apologise at all. So apparently you hate her, according to Sho. But Claire's fabulous, especially because it's her birthday.

Would you believe that I'm sober?

No, apparently not.

But it's what Nigella wants.

& now I have laughing fangirls.

On either side.

I'm trapped.

Send Jeff.


(I'd cope with any Winchester, but I'd just prefer John)

Sho's dead now.

Or maybe just hyperventilating.

Claire finds this very hilarious.

& Sho seems to like Steve.

& maybe Lindsey. But I'm not supposed to tell you that.

I don't know the other one, but I will find it out.


& now Sho hates me, which is a shame. 'Cause she is made of awesome, along with my flist, who I love.

But I will find out.

Anyone who thinks they could help, please let me know (I'm hopeless_cynic), or just comment to this post?

Claire would like to add a Mwahahahahaha.

I think that's all for now, & I'm off back to Sassanachland in a few hours, which sucks, but I do have a lot of work to do. Of the non making money variety. Oh well.

I'm going to post this now as Sho's just hurt herself & is now sobering up, so I'll post before she stops me.

But now she has a glass of Romanian Argentinian Transylvanian Sweet Wine, which is very easy to drink. & very nice.

But doesn't have any bodies.

According to Claire.

But we're not tempting her into the dark side of alcoholism, she was already there. But in a good way.

It was the only logical thing to do.
  • Current Music
    Kane - Sweet Carolina Rain
buffy//grad day - me

i'm sorry...

i may be hungover. just a little.

i'm sorry...

i'll stop spamming you all now...


*sporks stupid people*
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    Kane. Still, did we switch this off last night?!