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the girl who used to dance on fire and brimstone

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Twelve characters, random questions, as Jayne would say hi-larious results.
  1. Faith
  2. Willow
  3. Xander
  4. Shaun (of the Dead)
  5. Mara (Jade - Star Wars EU)
  6. Corran (Horn - Star Wars EU)
  7. Mirax (Terrik-Horn - Star Wars EU)
  8. Buffy
  9. Giles
  10. Han (solo)
  11. Mal
  12. Kaylee

Have you ever read a Six/Eleven fic? Do you want to?

Corran/Mal. Haven't read any, bizarrely enough I haven't read any SW/Firefly crossovers. Hmmm. This on top of the little plot bunny jgracio put into my head here is making me think there's definitely room for this!

Do you think Four is hot? How hot?

Of all the things I could say about Shaun, 'hot' probably isn't on the list. Although, y'know, there's worse people to be stuck with if the world was taken over by zombies...

What would happen if Twelve got Eight pregnant?

Kaylee/Buffy. The entire scientific community would be forced to admit they were wrong and feminists across the world would feel vindicated in the claim that women really don't need men...

Can you rec any fic(s) about Nine?

I can rec a damn good Giles in RPGs (dragonydreams) who also writes and hosts Giles fic on her sites. :) He's not a character I tend to read though. Sorry!

Would Two and Six make a good couple?

Willow - seriously screwed up and doesn't quite know who she is, prone to going on power trips which coould end the world.
Corran - kinda screwed up, doesn't really know who he is and is prone to extreme arrogance which ended up with a world being destroyed.

Hmmm, would they work together? Probably actually - although the angst levels would be sky-high!

Five/Nine or Five/Ten? Why?

Five/Ten. Sorry, nothing against Giles but there would be much pinching of the bridge of his nose and no one deserves to spend their life like that. 'sides, in my SW past I did write a couple of Mara/Han vignettes!

What would happen if Seven walked in on Two and Twelve having sex?

Mirax walking in on Willow and Kaylee? She'd stand back and work out the best way to make money from it - could she charge people to watch? Then she'd realise what she was doing, say screw it, and join in. :)

Make up a summary for a Three/Ten fic

Xander/Han Solo. I... can't. I'm sorry - mental scarring from a realy bad Xander/Angel fic with costumes I read once is stopping me even considering this. Dammit! Anyone comes up with anything? Lemme know!

Is there such a thing as One/Eight fluff?

Plenty angst fics but I don't know that I've ever seen Fuffy fluff. If you know of any I'd be interested to read it!

Suggest a title for a Seven/Twelve hurt/comfort fic

Mirax/Kaylee. I suck at titles! Really. Probably something like Caveat Emptor would work though.

What kind of plot device would you use if you wanted Four to deflower One?

Wait - lemme get this straight, Shaun deflowering Faith?!! Ha! *dies from lack of oxygen due to laughing hysterically*

Does anyone on your friends list read Seven slash?

Mirax. Don't have too many SW:EU fans on my flist so probably not. 'Cept me that is.

Does anyone on your friends list read Three het?

Lemme see.... Does anyone on my flist read Xander het? Gosh, I can't think of anyone... *g*

Does anyone on your friends list write or draw Eleven?

Mal. Yup. Damn well. *smiles at both bastardsnow and emeraldswan*

Would anyone on your friends list write Two/Four/Five?

Willow/Shaun/Mara. Huh. I can see Willow/Mara but throwing Shaun into the mix? I doubt it somehow. Anyone wants to prove me wrong - feel free!

What might Ten scream at a moment of great passion?

Han Solo. Heh! I won't share the immediate things that flicked across my mind because they're wrong on so many levels!

If you wrote a song-fic about Eight, which song would you choose?

Buffy. Tori Amos - Everybody Else's Girl. I actually have an idea for it in my head anyway, I just need to get over my hatred of writing song fics. :)

If you wrote a One/Six/Twelve fic, what would the warnings be?

Faith/Corran/Kaylee. Warnings? Femslash. threesomes, NC-17, Ego-bashing, starfighter abuse...

What might be a good pick-up line for Two to use on Ten?

Willow to Han Solo. Let me tell you about the odds...

When was the last time you read a fic about Five?

Mara. Umm. It's actually been way too long really, at least a few months.

What is Six’s super-sekrit kink?

Corran? Wookies. *g*

Would Eleven shag Nine? Drunk or sober?

Mal/Giles? Drunk? Yeah, sure.

If Three and Seven get together, who tops?

Heh! Mirax is a little Anya-like now I come to think of it! Mirax, no question. Sorry!

“One and Nine are in a happy relationship until Nine suddenly runs off with Four. One, broken-hearted, has a hot one-night stand with Eleven and a brief unhappy affair with Twelve, then follows the wise advice of Five and finds true love with Three.” What title would you give this fic? Name three people on your friends list who might read it. Name one person who should write it.

Translation: Faith and Giles are in a happy relationship until Giles suddenly runs of with Shaun (presumably because Shaun has a stash of Jaffa Cakes). Faith, broken-hearted, has a hot one-night stand with Mal and a brief unhappy affair with Kaylee, follows the wise advice of Mara and finds true love with Xander.

Heh! Again with the sucking at titles, but I know I'd definitely read this one! Don't know if anyone would write it though - if you fancy giving it a go, lemme know!

How would you feel if Seven/Eight was canon?

Mirax and Buffy. Canon. Well, it would involve a complete re-shaping of the universe to bring the SW:EU into the Buffyverse or vice versa. But yeah, okay, I can kinda see it for a while. Maybe. Buffy would be better with Mirax's husband though.

Make a list of all the characters in your icons. (Although you may have more than one icon of a single character, they only go on the list once.) Alphabetize it. Take the first two people on the list; that's your first pairing. Second two people; second pairing. Etc.

I only included characters, not real people (so no Kelly Jones or Tori Amos on this list), and I only counted actual human-like characters as well - 'cause the Pinata and Dalek potential pairings were scaring me... *g*

Anya/Buffy - this s the second time this morning I've found myself considering this pairing!
Charlie (Lost)/Dana (Angel) - She'd break him in half. He'd probably enjoy that.
Daniel Jackson (Stargate)/Dawn - Can I just say this - ewww!
Death (Sandman)/Faith - ooookay, I can kinda see it!
Indy (Indiana Jones)/Jack (Doctor Who) - heh! maybe
Jayne/Kaylee (Firefly/Serenity) - yup. Can totally see it. :)
Lindsey (Angel)/Logan (Veronica Mars) - maybe... probably not though
Mal (Firefly/Serenity)/Mara (SW: EU) - *g*
River (Firefly/Serenity)/Rose (Doctor Who) - possible, I guess.
Seth (Kitchen Confidential)/Shaun (of the Dead) - ha!
Velvet (from Neverwhere - yes she had a name but I forgot it)/Veronica (Veronica Mars) - sorry, but no way.
Willow/Xander - everyone, all together now, awwwww!
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