I'm kinda... bored. Saw this on cafedemonde's journal and since I did the BtVS version a while ago, I thought I'd do the Star Wars Extended Universe version.
The rules: list ten characters from any fandom, then tackle the questions...
1 Mara Jade
2 Corran Horn
3 Mirax Terrik
4 Ysanne Isard
5 Tahiri Viella
6 Jaina Solo
7 Jagged Fel
8 Wedge Antilles
9 Anakin Solo
10 Kyp Durron
Have you ever read a Six/Ten fic? Do you want to? Jaina/Kyp - yes, it's actually kinda canon in an implied way during NJO. Gotta say it's not a pairing I'm particularly a fan of - it has the Cordy/Connor factor with Kyp having been an almost-adult while Jaina was a toddler.
Do you think Four is hot? How hot? Iceheart? Ysanne Isard is an exceptionally exotic character who has the potential of being erotic. Hot though? Nah.
What would happen if Four got Eight pregnant? Ysanne and Wedge. Biological improbability aside, it would actually be an interesting dynamic I think - there would be an automatic D/s dynamic going on in any relationship between those two and a pregnancy in the mix would be quite something to see.
Can you rec any fic(s) about Nine? Alas no because I lost all my SW fic bookmarks a few years ago. I do remember a fantastic story that was written from most of the other EU characters' POVs on hearing the news of what happened to Anakin on Mykrr, anyone know the one I'm talking about? Got a link?
Would Two and Six make a good couple? Corran Horn and Jaina Solo. Actually… kinda. Age difference is a squick factor but there's the shared connection - both pilots, both Jedi, both arrogant SOBs a lot of the time…
Five/Nine or Five/Ten? Why? Tahiri/Anakin or Tahiri/Kyp. Tahiri/Anakin is one of my pairings of choice anyway so of course I'm going to say this one, but post-NJO Tahiri/Kyp could work if I could get over the age factor again. (She's younger than Jaina, if I have a problem with Jaina and Kyp together then you can be damn sure I have issues with Tahiri and Kyp.)
What would happen if Seven walked in on Two and Nine having sex?
Jag walking in on Corran and Anakin…. Hmmm, he'd probably think it was some 'rebel scum' training and point out what the Chiss would do in that situation…
Make up a summary for a Three/Ten fic. Mirax and Kyp. Okay, these two I can kinda see but the tone would depend on whether I'm currently in my liking Kyp mood or my Kyp's a one-dimensional-character mood. *g* Lemme see… "Mirax's latest deal goes south and she finds herself in hot water, can a shamed Jedi desperate to prove his worth give her the out she needs?"
Is there any such thing as One/Seven fluff? Mara/Jag - okay, again age difference issues, but this would be cool to see. If it exists, I'd like to see it!
Suggest a title for a Seven/Four hurt/comfort fic. Jagged Fel/Ysanne Isard. I think my brain just exploded. I can't… no, I *really* can't think of anything other than "ewwwwwww!"
What kind of plot device would you use if you wanted Four to deflower One? Ysanne Isard/Mara Jade. One of these days I'll have to hunt out the ficlets I wrote years ago. I have written this situation soooo many times. Post-RotJ, during Mara's imprisonment, Iceheart tries out some 'unusual' interrogation methods to find out why this courtier was so important…
Does anyone on your friends list read Seven slash? Jag? Not too sure if anyone on my flist actually actively reads SW:EU fic anyway, but if they did then Jag slash would probably be read. :)
Does anyone on your friends list read Three het? See the above reply, but Mirax in fic tends to not feature all that often.
Does anyone on your friends list write or draw Nine? Anakin Solo. Not that I'm aware of, although there are people who could… you know who you are…
Would anyone on your friends list write Two/Four/Five? Corran/Iceheart/Tahiri. Good grief I hope not!
What might Ten scream at a moment of great passion? Kyp? Passionate? Heh!
If you wrote a song-fic about Eight, which song would you choose? Wedge Antilles, good grief this is not easy. Lost Prophets - We Still Kill the Old Way
If you wrote a One/Six/Four fic, what would the warnings be? Mara/Jaina/Iceheart. Warnings: alcohol abuse on the part of the author in order to write this. :)
What might be a good pick-up line for Two to use on Ten? Corran picking up Kyp? Corran is the kind that would think just saying 'hello' can be a line if he's the one saying it…
When was the last time you read a fic about Five? Tahiri? Too long ago actually, I should read more SW fic…
What is Six's super-sekrit kink? Not so secret - sex in public places. You can totally imagine Jaina getting off on the danger that she'll be exposed as something less than the golden girl. :)
Would One shag Nine? Drunk or sober? God, no. Never. Not in this or any other universe. Mara and Anakin? He's like a son to her - seriously, she's more of a mother to him than Leia is a whole lot of the time.
If Three and Seven get together, who tops? Mirax and Jag? Difficult one, my gut instinct would say Mirax, but Jag's got the whole attitude thing so… Mirax. (Oddly enough, I'm not so squicked by the age difference this time!)
How would you feel if Seven/Eight was canon? Jag Fel/Wedge Antilles. Jag is Wedge's nephew… if it was canon I'd think my belief that George Lucas has no clue what's going on with the EU!
"One and Nine are in a happy relationship until Nine suddenly runs off with Seven. One, broken-hearted, has a hot one-night stand with five and a brief unhappy affair with Six, then follows the wise advice of Five and finds true love with Two." What title would you give this fic? Name three people on your friends list who might read it. Name one person who should write it.
Mara and Anakin are in a happy relationship (Ack! Not gonna happen.) until Anakin suddenly runs off with Jag Fel (possible). Mara, broken-hearted, has a hot one-night stand with Tahiri (ick!) and a brief unhappy affair with Jaina (I think I'm going to be ill), then follows the wise advice of Tahiri and finds true love with Corran. (this one I can not only buy, but I also ship now and then!)" Title? "So Wrong It Hurts". Three people who'd read it? On my flist, no one I don't think. No one should write this, ever, not even at gun point.