the girl who used to dance on fire and brimstone (whiskyinmind) wrote,
the girl who used to dance on fire and brimstone

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A thousand clever lines unread on clever napkins

I'm taking icon requests. I know, this wasn't on my to-do list yesterday, but it's actually a learning curve thing for me. I have real problems with text on icons, so I'm going to try my hand at quote icons. Like the one I'm using right now (made by missjaffacake) I'm not saying they are going to be fantastic, or that they'll all be completed by tonight, but I'm going to give it a go.

So what I'm looking for are fandom quotes. Any suggestions? Leave a comment and I'll add 'em to my list!

  • We've done the impossible and that makes us mighty.
  • Time for some thrilling heroics.
  • I threw up in your bed.//Yup, definitely my sister.
  • You paid money for this? On purpose?
  • I aim to misbehave.
  • Take me, sir. Take me hard.
  • Now somethin' about that is just downright unsettling.
  • Every planet has its own weird customs. About a year before we met, I spent six weeks on a moon where the principal form of recreation was juggling geese. My hand to god. Baby geese. Goslings. They were juggled.
  • That's why I never kiss 'em on the mouth.

  • I laugh in the face of danger, then hide until it goes away.
  • Don't speak latin in front of the books.
  • There was no part of that that wasn't fun.
  • If the apocalypse comes, beep me.
  • Nothing can defeat the penis!
  • Okay, and at this point you are abusing sarcasm.
  • Apocalypse Now is a gay romp! It was the feel good movie of whatever year it was.
  • Plus, I had a plan the whole time. I planned to get killed, come back as a vampire, and bite you.
  • There's this look that they get. Like I'm going to turn them all into bangers and mash or something. I'm not even really sure what that is.
  • In the end, we are who we are. No matter how much we appear to have changed.
  • You put the box near the milk. I saw it on the food channel.
  • Peachy with a side of keen. That would be me.
  • And stay away from hyena people. Or any lizardy-type athletes. Or if you see anyone that's invisible.
  • I think it's pretty safe to say I'm not going to see anyone that's invisible.
  • It's my hair. I have mom hair.
  • I know. You never know what's coming. The stake is not the power. To Serve Man is a cookbook. I love you. Go away!
  • I'm very into Britney Spears early work, before she sold out. So mostly her finger painting and macaroni art. Very underrated.
  • More like a plaid. Kind of a clan tartan of badness, really.
  • No, she's much much worse than me. Troublemaker. Expulsion is really the only way to go. Or you could suspend her for three years.
  • Wrong sister. I'm the one who dates dead guys. And no offense, but they were hotties.
  • You're going to live in that small room over there. I know it looks like a closet, but it's a room now.
  • Are you keeping up? Or you do you need some kind of English to constant-pain-in-my-ass translation?
  • Is there something more emphatic than hate? Can I revile the plan?
  • No. A thousand gallons of no.
  • First, you say Spike disgusts you, and secretly you're doing it like bunnies.
  • Thank you for the generous life-saving. Now please go away.
  • I'm just saying, once you get back the soul. Doesn't that mean you start like, picking up your own wet towels off the floor?
  • So, do you have plans later, or are you just going down to the docks, wait for the fleet to come in?
  • OK, first with the lapdance, now with the catfight. Hey, want to get drunk and barf next?
  • I'm the pushy queen of slut town!
  • Did you hear that? It isn't real. You're just crazy!
  • No Buffy for you! Leave quickly now.
  • We're outlaws.. with hearts of gold.
  • You keep leaving me. I hate it when you leave me. One time you died, and I ended up a Mexican.
  • No, no. Feels great. Strong. Like I'm connected to a powerful and all-consuming evil that's gonna suck the world into a fiery oblivion. How 'bout you?
  • Yeah, what I really need is emotional therapy from the evil dead.
  • I commit! I'm committed! I'm a committee!
  • I think you're confusing me because you're evil.
  • I just think you're in some pain here. Which I do kind of enjoy 'cause I'm evil now.
  • You know, my girlfriend at college, she's so sweet. We have this great thing. But that doesn't mean I'm going to go vampify her just so we can be together forever.
  • Oh, I have so much to learn! Come on, isn't this insane? I mean, I was afraid to talk to you in high school and now we're like mortal enemies! Hey, wouldn't it be cool if we became nemeses?
  • I'm here to kill you, not to judge you.
  • Oh come on. We had a moment. You opened up. It was really sweet. It made me want to bite you. I'm sorry if I overstepped my bounds. I'm just new to this mortal enemy stuff.
  • Oh well, you know. Not my God because I defy him and all his works. Does he exist? Is there a word on that, by the way?
  • OK, but are you killing me because I'm evil or because you opened up?
  • Your new sidekick had a vision, I was in it, you came to Sunnydale?
  • This isn't over till one of us is a pile of dust, mate.
  • And since you got your pad decked out gladiator style, and no number two pencils have been provided - I guess we're not starting with the written. Well? Ah. Here we go, then. Just me and the walking action figure. I'm venturing this would be the Kill-or-be-killed type situation, then?
  • Occasionally I'm callous and strange.
  • It's a big rock. I can't wait to tell my friends. They don't have a rock this big

  • Can you fly?
  • When you become a vampire, the demon takes your body, but it doesn't get your soul. That's gone! No conscience, no remorse... It's an easy way to live
  • Three things I don't do: tan, date, and sing in public.
  • The vampire with a soul, once he fulfills his destiny will shanshu, become human. It's his reward.
  • If I had killed Merl, would I have brought doughnuts?
  • Can't fight Kyrumption, cinnamon buns. It's fate, it's the stars, kyrumption//Stop saying that! And stop calling me pastries.
  • How can I thank you, you mysterious, black-clad hunk of a night thing?//No need, little lady, your tears of gratitude are enough for me. You see, I was once a badass vampire, but love and a pesky curse defanged me. Now I'm just a big, fluffy puppy with bad teeth. No, not the hair! Never the hair!//But there must be some way I can show my appreciation.//No, helping those in need is my job, and working up a load of sexual tension, and prancing away like a magnificent poof is truly thanks enough!//I understand, I have a nephew who's gay.//Say no more. Evil's still afoot and I'm almost out of that Nancy-bot hair-gel that I like so much. Quickly to the Angelmobile, away!
  • Don't believe everything you're foretold.
  • I'm not a eunuch.
  • One day as Angel, one day! - and he's getting some.
  • Two things bringin' in the chicks, the do' and the ride.
  • I'm a people person.

Star Wars
  • I've got a bad feeling about this.

  • She lives in a trailer park. Clearly she's disturbed. I mean, clearly.
  • Wait, I can't let you give me your last eight dollars. Here's five back.
  • Your sister's not a cold-blooded murderer. She's never been a planner.
  • If you wanna slap him, I'll totally look the other way.
  • You have really managed to create a stressless expectation-free zone for yourself // Wow. I'm like a genius.
  • So, are we almost done? 'Cause surprisingly, I'm getting tired of talking about myself.
  • Have you been huffing puff paint?
  • She's nice. We should take her clubbing. // seals?
  • Why, she's just a great big liar. Awesome.
  • Disappointing your family is an extreme sport for you.
  • Well, just look at them. They all work really hard everyday and they're dissatisfied. I mean, I can be dissatisfied without hardly working at all.
  • Crazy insane, or crazy like the time I set up a video camera in my house and pretended I was on "Big Brother"?
  • Yes, but maybe she's just a lazy whore. That happens, right? They can't all have hearts of gold and good work ethics.
  • Eric can't talk right now, because he's servicing me sexually.
  • You may be the universe's butt puppet, but I'm its right hand fist of fate!
  • What's the point of living in a trailer park if you can't take in the local color? And by that, I mean spy on the freaks.
  • I do admit the whole shut-in thing as a certain appeal. Dress is optional, and there’s the part where you get to avoid people.
  • I don't want to be chosen. In this instance, I'm anti-choice.

Gilmore Girls

Doctor Who
  • I'm the Doctor and if there's one thing I can do is talk.
  • You were fantastic. Absolutly fantastic. But you know what? So was I.
  • Exterminate! Exterminate! Exterminate!
  • New teeth. That's weird.

Veronica Mars
  • Every school has an obligatory psychotic jackass. He's ours.
  • You need to go see the wizard. Ask him for some guts.
  • How can you say that to me? Like I would ever sex up a drummer. Lead singer, yes. Maybe the occasional guitar player...
  • Penises can sometimes be distracting.
  • You're cute when you're jealous.
  • Do either of you have any experience being a horse's ass?
  • Ever consider that maybe you're not as notorious as you think you are?
  • That's going to mess up your TiVo.
  • My day is complete! Veronica Mars has accused me of evil!
  • Gee whillikers, Veronica. It sounds like you're onto something.
  • What's wrong? You've been listening to Radiohead, haven't you? That's it. I'm putting you on a strict Nelly diet.
  • I asked you a question.//And I ignored it and moved on. Keep up.

  • This is the most crap idea ever. It's never gonna work.
  • You been using that wacky paste stuff that made me think my sister got eaten?
  • Dude.
  • Okay, check this out. This is track 2, it's called... sorry... it's called Monster Eats the Pilot.

Any other fandoms? (That I'll know!)
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