First: The font size on the site is miniscule. Seriously, it's like 6pt or something. Yes, I can disable CSS and set my own styles, but it's a hassle.
Second: Someone needs to clue the person in that you are contracts to you're and that because of that this clause doesn't actually make sense: "then your at the top, and your so scared, you think your gonna barf"
I'm going to keep reading because I'm intrigued but seriously, it's like hard work right now.