So shut the hell up.
Seriously, I can barely move but I will tear your tongue out of your head if you don't shut up very soon.
(apart from monkey_matt who emailed me to empathise)
(Two people walked right past me in the worst of it there and neither commented on the fact that my head was just above the desk and my knuckles were white. I could be dying here folks and you'd never know it...)
Steve!! On my phone!!
*it'll be over soon and I'll be bouncy again, soon as my head stops trying to explode*