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13 September 2007 @ 10:40 am
*sporks laptop*  
yeah... was meant to be doing graphics related stuff last night but my laptop decided it was going to crash on me every ten minutes. I should get it looked at really to try to stop it doing that.

Am so far behind on everything and falling even further back - so have I promised anyone something that they're still waiting for? Now's the time to remind me so that I can actually get it done rather than flaff about doing random things.

So far I have:
AVAs banners
Sweet Charity final projects
Time to Pay the Reckoning

These are the things I have *promised* people would have in the last month, and which they will have, (yesterday's TDL had some other things on it which this week are optional extras). I'm sure there's more I should have on there - so jump start my memory please?

eta so someone at work brought in a couple of bags of lollipops for everyone. I love lollipops. And even with the trauma of the drumstick lolly pulling out a filling on Tuesday, I've been kinda hyped up on sugar as a result of these things since then.

monkey_matt doesn't think it was a good idea. He says it's only encouraging my childish nature. I am admittedly trying to find a way to use them as a whistle - it's not my fault they have a hole right through the stick is it?

Or maybe I'm just getting into character for Del already!*

*which will make no sense if you don't know what the plan is for Asylum yet...

I am happy to report that the lolly stick in indeed capable of being used as a whistle - it is however extremely high-pitched and is probably causing dogs to howl in the vicinity of the library.

I want Pop Rocks. Can you imagine the chaos I could cause by answering the phone with a mouth full of Pop Rocks?!

(I am apparently five years old today!)
 
 
Current Mood: hungryhungry
Current Music: my laptop rebooting on the corner of my desk
 
 
monkey_matt: Dark Side - monkey_mattmonkey_matt on September 13th, 2007 11:29 am (UTC)
I am happy to report that the lolly stick in indeed capable of being used as a whistle - it is however extremely high-pitched and is probably causing dogs to howl in the vicinity of the library.

Dear whiskyinmind's Flist

I'm sure you will all be saddened to hear of the impending demise of whiskyinmind, and will join me in a moment's reflective silence.

*pause*

It is with sorrow that I must report that whiskyinmind has, unfortunately, overdosed on Chupa Chups, the ensuing sugar rush causing her to regress to the behavioral level of a five year old. She is currently blowing through the lolly stick at a pitch that seems precisely chosen to conflict with the smooth operation of a hungover cerebrum. The experience is somewhat akin to tinitus, if tinitus were also to sit in a corner and giggle to itself from time to time.

whiskyinmind was probably best known for her contributions to the world of fandom, where she has spent the last several years of adulthood happily gambolling in other people's sandboxes, randomly squeeing over teh pretti boyz all the while.

Now, I say "impending demise", and with some justification, for, while a sugar high in itself is not usually fatal, it will, in all probability, be seen as a contributory factor when the inevitable happens and monkey_matt sporks whiskyinmind to death with the blunt end of a Chupa Chup. A tragic, shocking and untimely death, and a great loss to the world of fandom, but in the end, what will be will be.
the girl who used to dance on fire and brimstone: spn//adrianne laugh - mewhiskyinmind on September 13th, 2007 12:13 pm (UTC)
At the time of posting this reply, the lolly stick had been in the bin for ten minutes so any action taken on your part at that point would have been entirely indefensable.

NOW on the other hand? Hee!
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the girl who used to dance on fire and brimstone: spn//adrianne laugh - mewhiskyinmind on September 13th, 2007 12:27 pm (UTC)
Given that he has now made himself a set of pan pipes, I think I may be the one justified in doing the sporking...
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the girl who used to dance on fire and brimstone: Pratchett//redo from start - wildecatewhiskyinmind on September 13th, 2007 12:31 pm (UTC)
I just investigated what he had made these pan pipes from, extendable straws that he has been collecting just in case such a need should arise.

I... know some really strange people!
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the girl who used to dance on fire and brimstone: spn//adrianne laugh - mewhiskyinmind on September 13th, 2007 12:36 pm (UTC)
He's easy to defeat though. He'll probably throw something at me in a minute for sharing this with the world at large, but he just got himself tangled up in a chair.

Seriously. A chair.

I think if he has trouble getting out of a chair then I shouldn't need the salt lines...
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the girl who used to dance on fire and brimstone: text//DUDE!!!! - wenchpixiewhiskyinmind on September 13th, 2007 12:43 pm (UTC)
It was an ergonomically designed chair, so yes, it's evil.

You just hurt his brain, it was kinda sweet to see his little monkey face screw up in confusion at the thought of being turned into a 'mutated giraffe' as he put it.
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the girl who used to dance on fire and brimstone: simon//laugh - lit_glitterwhiskyinmind on September 13th, 2007 12:50 pm (UTC)
Hee! I've been meaning to ask - is it less painful to snort diet coke down your nose 'forwards'? *grins*

I think giraffes were involved, but then it got into the intricate details of exactly how much of the leg to remove and how to breathe through the feet. Or something.
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monkey_matt: Bunny Poo - monkey_mattmonkey_matt on September 13th, 2007 02:16 pm (UTC)
Please to not be chopping my legs off to make necks with. I no like.
thedothatgirlthedothatgirl on September 13th, 2007 01:34 pm (UTC)
hahahahaha

I can envisage the show now 'CSI Glasgow' and the forensic work to discover that the lethal weapon was in fact a Chupa Chup.

the girl who used to dance on fire and brimstone: dw//in Scotland?/t&c - a quirkofmatterwhiskyinmind on September 13th, 2007 01:40 pm (UTC)
(I should mention that Matt and I are currently doing bad impersonations of Taggart. "There's bin a murdher... It looks like it wis a loallie-pop.")
monkey_matt: Henry - monkey_mattmonkey_matt on September 13th, 2007 02:14 pm (UTC)
Or possibly Dexter, series 2? What better to follow the Ice Truck Killer than the notorious Chupa Chup Killer. Signature, of course, being the headless corpses of lollies...
the girl who used to dance on fire and brimstone: can't think w/out coffee - speakfreewhiskyinmind on September 13th, 2007 02:35 pm (UTC)
the headless corpses of lollies...

Which, given that a headless lolly is essentially the stick, is currently a good description of the contents of my bin right now!
thedothatgirlthedothatgirl on September 13th, 2007 02:45 pm (UTC)
'headless corpses of lollies' ohh don't I'm squeemish....