Today's couple have a 14 month old daughter and the woman is heavily pregnant. They just said they wanted to move to the countryside because "we want the children to keep their innocence".
And again I say, HA!
I'm a country girl, born and bred in a village.
Hands up anyone who thinks I'm innocent?
ETA speaking of villagers not being innocent... some little sod's nicked my ladder. I bet I know exactly who it was as well, little bastard.