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04 February 2008 @ 01:15 pm
Plea to the flist...  
Your challenge, should you choose to accept it, is to make me grin.

I'm having a spectacularly bad day dealing with numpties, I have a meeting in half an hour that I really am not looking forward to.

I need something to make me grin.

Fic, graphics, icons, comment spammery, comment porn... any and all of the above?

*bats eyelashes*
 
 
Current Mood: nervousapprehensive
 
 
 
Sentimental yet sardonic: Bwah-ha-ha-ha!booster17 on February 4th, 2008 01:35 pm (UTC)
An old couple are sitting in church. During the service, the wife whispers "I've just done a silent fart, what should I do?" The husband whispers back "Put a new battery in your hearing aid!"
the girl who used to dance on fire and brimstone: simon//laugh - lit_glitterwhiskyinmind on February 4th, 2008 01:51 pm (UTC)
*snorts*

Okay, so hot tea coming down one's nose might be painful, but the cause is just.
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the girl who used to dance on fire and brimstone: music//kane - mewhiskyinmind on February 4th, 2008 01:52 pm (UTC)
Re: Just for you..... and because I've been positing it for MONTHS
*squee!*

Cuddle!Verse Lives!

Awesome - *cuddles*
acme54: Plum: buy it allacme54 on February 4th, 2008 01:45 pm (UTC)
Got this today. Made me laugh.

"Take a look at HEMA's product page. It's in Dutch and you can't order anything, but just wait a couple of seconds and watch what happens...the company has a sense of humor and a great computer programmer: "

http://producten.hema.nl/
Sentimental yet sardonic: Bwah-ha-ha-ha!booster17 on February 4th, 2008 01:49 pm (UTC)
OMG - that is wonderful.
the girl who used to dance on fire and brimstone: Pratchett//redo from start - wildecatewhiskyinmind on February 4th, 2008 01:52 pm (UTC)
Woah - that is very impressive!
x5valex5vale on February 4th, 2008 01:54 pm (UTC)
Seen the new pic of Jensen&Steve?
the girl who used to dance on fire and brimstone: music//kane cheers - mewhiskyinmind on February 4th, 2008 03:07 pm (UTC)
I have! It's awesome isn't it?!
x5valex5vale on February 4th, 2008 03:24 pm (UTC)
Totally!
bastardsnow: batswtfbastardsnow on February 4th, 2008 01:57 pm (UTC)
How about, just, a horrible joke? Might that make you grin? Well, it's interactive, so let's find out.

What did Batman say to Robin to get him into the Batmobile?
the girl who used to dance on fire and brimstone: annie hall//forgot my mantra - mewhiskyinmind on February 4th, 2008 03:07 pm (UTC)
I almost dread to ask...

I don't know, what did Batman say to Robin to get him into the Batmobile?
bastardsnowbastardsnow on February 4th, 2008 03:14 pm (UTC)
He said "Robin, get in the Batmobile."

...


...

I told you it was horrible.
the girl who used to dance on fire and brimstone: head-desk - mewhiskyinmind on February 4th, 2008 03:17 pm (UTC)
*groans*
Ah yes, quite a bunch of us, isn't it?: hendricksoenunhobbityhobbit on February 4th, 2008 02:23 pm (UTC)
Musical jokes, ho!
What's the difference between an oboe and an onion?
Nobody cries when you cut up an oboe.

Why is a cello better than a violin?
It burns longer.

How do you tell when a viola is out of tune?
The bow's moving.

How many trombone players does it take to change a lightbulb?
One, but he'll do it too loudly.

How many tuba players does it take to change a lightbulb?
Five. One to hold the bulb and four to drink until the room spins.

I'm sorry if you've heard any of those before, but they're the only jokes I can ever remember. Oh! I have a couple about the French, would you like those?
the girl who used to dance on fire and brimstone: simon//laugh - lit_glitterwhiskyinmind on February 4th, 2008 03:09 pm (UTC)
Re: Musical jokes, ho!
You guys are determined to see me scald the inside of my nose with tea aren't you?
Ah yes, quite a bunch of us, isn't it?unhobbityhobbit on February 4th, 2008 03:43 pm (UTC)
Re: Musical jokes, ho!
Yes, was this not the service you asked for?

Also, you're getting the French jokes anyway.

What's the difference between the French and a piece of bread?
You can make soldiers out of the bread.

How many French people does it take to defend Paris?
Nobody knows; they've never tried!

Ok, that's the entire extent of my joke collection.
laura: MCR - Gerard free hugs signhopeless_cynic on February 4th, 2008 02:29 pm (UTC)
(I'm on my way out right now, sorry!)

Do you want me to kill Claudio? Surely that'll make the universe right again?

Also, had one of the music channels on earlier, & Nickelback's "Rockstar" came on, remember how I said there's loadsa people in it, like Eliza Dushku? Well, Jeanine out of Pushing Daisies (Dandelion woman) is in it! Random but I found it brilliant lol.

Obviously I suck, 'cause I have nothing else to say right now...
the girl who used to dance on fire and brimstone: faith//million lies - mewhiskyinmind on February 4th, 2008 03:10 pm (UTC)
*hugs*

Yes, it's all Claudio's fault...

This is why I miss the music channels, I never get to see any videos any more!
technopagan hippie chickgeminilove_ca on February 4th, 2008 03:03 pm (UTC)
A little old woman went to the dentist. It had been a few years since her last visit and it was obvious to the dentist that she was nervous. It make her feel more at ease, he started to talk as he prepared to work on her.

As he snapped on his gloves, he said, "You know how they make these? The factory has a giant tub of liquid latex and every employee walks by and sticks their hands in. When the latex dries, they peel the gloves off and toss them in a box."

The woman said nothing, so the dentist shrugged and started his work. After a few moments, the old woman in his chair began to giggle hysterically. Pulling away, he asked her, "What's wrong?"

"I was just thinking about how condoms are made!"
the girl who used to dance on fire and brimstone: simon//laugh - lit_glitterwhiskyinmind on February 4th, 2008 03:11 pm (UTC)
*snorts*

Okay, that makes me laugh far more than I should!
velvetwhip: Clark Kent Weenie by lilbreckvelvetwhip on February 4th, 2008 05:06 pm (UTC)
I suck at being cheerful and funny...sorry!


:::hugs you:::


Gabrielle
Kayla Shay: BtVS Anya Animatedkaylashay on February 4th, 2008 05:19 pm (UTC)
<---------------

Look at the Anya icon. Then smile.

:-)

lmzjewel on February 4th, 2008 05:29 pm (UTC)
Hugs you and pats you on the back. I hope that your day gets better. (:
Cataditu_az on February 4th, 2008 08:07 pm (UTC)
er... right... bad jokes...

disclaimer: i refuse to hold any responsibility for the random selection my brain comes out with.

A man is sitting at a bar and, since the jukebox is broken, he takes out a box from his bag, opens it up, and inside there is a tiny man playing a proportionately tiny grand piano. The barman stares in wonder for a while before coming up with the presence of mind to ask his patron how he came by such a miracle'
"well you see," said the man at the bar, reaching for something else out of his bag, "i found this old lamp, and when i rubbed it, a genie popped out! and he said he would grant me one wish."
"Wow!" said the barman, "would you mind if i had a go?"
The man agreed, the barman rubs the lamp, and lo and behold, out pops a genie.
"i will grant one wish!"
"I wish for a thousand bucks!"
and suddenly, all over the establishment there appeared many many ducks, all quacking happily to themselves (except for tne ninja duck, who was somewhat put out that it had been teleported away from its watch on Wench's house). Needless to say, the barman was somewhat disappointed, and looked accusingly at the man who had given him the lamp, who reposted:
"well, you don't think i really wished for a 10 inch pianist do you?"

Q. how many people does it take to screw in a lightbulb?



A. 2. but they have to be really small.

er.......
If you ask an honest housewife what 2+2 is she'll straight away answer: "four!"
if you ask an accountant, he'll run it through a spreadsheet, check again, and then tell you "four"
if you ask a lawyer, he'll draw the blinds closed, check there's no one listening at the door, lean over the table and whisper to you "how much do you want it to be?"

oh, and this is a real fact about Andorra i've lifted directly from wikipedia, and found randomly funny:
"Andorra declared war on Imperial Germany during World War I but did not actually take part in the fighting. It remained in an official state of belligerency until 1957 as it was not included in the Versailles Peace Treaty."

not sure if any of that is actually funny, but thought i'd give it a go! *hugs*
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Cat: jg: *laughs*aditu_az on February 5th, 2008 10:21 am (UTC)
roflmao!!!! icon!!!!