Stop freaking shouting. It's a library dammit. And I was here on Friday when the librarian told you they would be shut on Monday so don't come it.
Yours, with aching eardrums,
Yes, I do know how to shut the sound off on your computer. No, I'm not going to do it for you because I don't work here and it doesn't bother me.
Yours, not getting IT helpdesk work any time soon,
Stop procrastinating and mood-swinging because seriously? When you worry yourself then there's definitely something wrong.
Yours, worrying that she's talking to herself online,
Dear Glasgow University,
Where's my P45? You told me I "should expect it soon". It ain't here. Let me guess, you sent it through internal mail didn't ya? Even though you and I both know I don't work there.
Yours, still not able to sign on properly and therefore about to become homeless,
Stop sucking, k?
Love you all. Leaving the library now, not being any more anti-social than I normally am.
Yours, missing you all.